Joke out of the mouth of a babe.

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank at a busy
lunchtime.

They got behind a very large woman wearing a business suit and complete with
pager.

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A
couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as
far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.

Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep."

With that, the little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's backing
up!!"



*****Out of the mouth of babes. This is a joke, yet a funny one unless you're the boys mother*****
AWKWARD!


I had a similar incident when Beatty was real little, we were also in the bank. A woman who was in front of us in line turned around and said Hi to Beatty. He looked at her and asked her why she was so fat? She said, "Well I've had children just like your mommy." He said back to her "Well my mommy is having a baby and she's not as fat as you are." Oh man I could've died right there. Thankfully she laughed and by that time it was her turn with the teller. Phew!
AWKWARD!